Chapter 3-43 : Sending The Landmine Woman Home (part 2)

 

Robin was very shocked after Chris dumped her.

The fact that Chris had never thought of her as a woman from the beginning frustrated her a lot.

「Mylia… It’s all your fault…」(Robin)

Her mind went blank. She couldn’t think of anything besides how hateful Mylia was for putting her in that situation.

She glared at Mylia and shouted at her.

「It’s your fault! It’s all your fault!! MYLIAAAA!!!!」(Robin)

「My fault? No, it’s the fruit of your own bad deeds.」(Mylia)

Mylia replied and glared back at Robin.

「Robin, I will give you one more chance. If you apologize to us now, I will let you stay in this city. I will even help you find a job here.」(Mylia)

Mylia didn’t think that Robin had the intention to apologize at all, but she felt like she would get a feeling of discontent if she didn’t give Robin another chance. However…

「…You’re still telling me to apologize…? Don’t toy with me!!」(Robin)

「I’m not toying with you. I want to help you.」(Mylia)

「Shut up, shut up! Shut the hell up!!! You’re the one who should apologize to me! If you didn’t hide your magic talent, none of this would have ever happened! If you told us that you can use magic, our family could have made a lot of money! I might even have married a noble from a distinguished family! It’s all your fault!!」(Robin)

「You and Father are selfish people. If I told you, you would definitely use me for your personal gain until I break as if I’m a disposable tool or something. I’m not your slave!」(Mylia)

「What’s wrong with that!? You’re the youngest child of the family! You should listen to what we say and work to death for us! Don’t be arrogant, you littleー」(Robin)

「ーThat’s enough! We don’t want to hear anything from you anymore!」(Chloe)

Chloe lost her patience to see Robin yelling at her beloved little sister. She stepped forward and stopped Robin.

Chloe’s voice wasn’t that loud but it was enough to startle Robin a little.

Robin then turned her face to Chloe and glared menacingly at her.

「How dare you…!」(Robin)

「Robin onee-sama, it’s time for you to go home. You’re no longer welcome here.」(Chloe)

「Hah! Do you think I will say “Ma’am, yes, ma’am” and walk home? You little bitches won’t listen to me but my feet will! I will never leave this city no matter what!」(Robin)

「You can rest assured. Normally, it would cost you twenty gold coins for the travel expenses, and it would take at least two months to get to the Atwood Territory, but thanks to our kind Mylia, you will be able to get to the Atwood’s mansion in just a few hours.」(Chloe)

「Huh…?」(Robin)

(Uwaa… There it is… Chloe onee-chan’s dark smirk…)

Chloe was smirking but on the other hand, Robin looked so confused by Chloe’s words.

「You look confused. Mylia will use magic to send you back to your beloved home where there’s nothing but lavender fields.」(Chloe)

「Do you think I’m stupid!? There’s no way someone can send other people to another region no matter how good they are at magic!」(Robin)

「I know. But Mylia is an exception. Oh, right. Give this letter to Fatheー Ahem. I mean our FORMER father when you get home. Tell him that Mylia, Jasmine onee-sama, and I are no longer his daughters.」(Chloe)

While saying that, Chloe took out a letter from her pocket, but when she was about to hand it to Robin, Robin slapped her hand. The letter then slipped off Chloe’s hand and fell to the ground.

「Like hell I will do what you say!」(Robin)

「I knew you would say that… Mylia.」(Chloe)

「Okay!」(Mylia)

Knowing what to do, Mylia picked up the letter and approached Robin.

「Wh-What are you gonna do to me!? Stop it!」(Robin)

Mylia then slapped the letter to Robin’s forehead and stuck it there with her Adhesive Magic.

「What is this!? Take it the hell off of me!!」(Robin)

Ignoring Robin who was trying to peel off the letter that was stuck to the skin of her forehead, Chloe whispered to Mylia.

「Mylia, are you sure you want to do this?」(Chloe)

「Yes. Let’s send her home, Onee-chan.」(Mylia)

Seeing Mylia’s determined expression, Chloe smiled and turned to the Griffith Family members.

「Everyone, we’re sorry for dragging you into this. Don’t worry, it will end soon. Now, Mylia is going to send this woman home with a spell she invented herself.」(Chloe)

After Chloe said that, the members of the Griffith Family nodded at her. They looked serious except Chris.

He was grinning while looking at Robin. He seemed to be enjoying the show.

「Mylia invented a spell…? No… There’s no way this pipsqueak can do that!!」(Robin)

Robin thought that it was impossible to send someone to another region with magic. She didn’t believe it at first, but now she thought that she would be in trouble if what Chloe said was true.

Thinking that Mylia might really be able to send her home, Robin stood up and tried to run away.

However, Mylia noticed it and immediately cast Paralysis Magic on Robin.

「Khh…!!」(Robin)

「I won’t let you run away. Robin… No, Robin The Landmine Woman. I wish you a better life in that mansion.」(Mylia)

Seeing Mylia say that with a serious expression, Robin’s face turned pale.

Returning to the Atwood’s mansion had been Robin’s biggest fear since she tasted the luxurious life in the royal capital.

「No… Nooo!!! I don’t wanna go back to that filthy house! Let me go!!!」(Robin)

Ignoring Robin, Mylia cast another spell on her. This time, she cast a protective spell so that Robin didn’t die while flying at high speed.

「What are you gonna do to me!?」(Robin)

「I’m going to use the latest spell I invented, Jet Rocket Magic. You will be flying in the sky like a bird. I hope you enjoy it.」(Mylia)

Now Robin was one hundred percent sure that Mylia wasn’t joking about sending her home.

Her face turned even paler.

「No!! I don’t wanna go home!! Mylia… Mylia, please! Let me stay in this city, please!!」(Robin)

Robin was so desperate that she started begging Mylia.

「Hmph. Mylia gave you a few chances to apologize but you refused. Serve you right.」(Chloe)

「Y-You want me to apologize, right? Alright, I’ll do it, so please let me go!!」(Robin)

「It’s too late. Any apology you give at this point would not be sincere for sure. After you’re gone, we’re going to collect all the money, dresses, jewelry, and the other stuff from your inn room.」(Chloe)

「Noo!! All those precious things are mine! Don’t you dare touch them!」(Robin)

「What are you talking about? You bought them with Mylia’s money without her knowing. They’re all Mylia’s. You have no right to own them. Oh, I almost forgot. The dress you’re wearing is also Mylia’s. Take it off.」(Chloe)

「Huuhh!?」(Robin)

(Onee-chan!? Does she seriously want to strip her naked!?)

「Chloe onee-chan, it’s okay. She can keep it.」(Mylia)

「Are you sure?」(Chloe)

Mylia brought her face closer to Chloe’s and whispered to her.

「We can’t strip her in front of these people!」(Mylia)

「Ah, you’re right. It would be bad if we showed such a hideous sight to them. It would hurt their eyes.」(Chloe)

(That’s not what I mean but… Oh, well…)

「What are you whispering about!? I said I will apologize, so let me go already!」(Robin)

「Mylia said you can have that dress. You should be grateful to her.」(Chloe)

「Don’t screw with me! This is MY dress!」(Robin)

「It seems like arguing with you is just a waste of time… Mylia.」(Chloe)

Mylia nodded to Chloe and stretched her arms toward Robin.

(Begin the magical circulationーー GPS, activatedーー Autopilot, activatedーー Channeling my magical power to the high heels… Completedーー Jet Rocket Magic, activated!)

「Everyone, my Jet Rocket Magic has been activated. Please step back.」(Mylia)

With Mylia’s signal, Chloe, Aria, and the rest of the Griffith Family members took a few steps back.

「Wait, Mylia! Are you really going to send me back to that house!?」(Robin)

「I told you… Goodbye, Robin. I hope you won’t come back to this city ever again.」(Mylia)

Right after Mylia said that, the magic stones embedded in Robin’s high heels began to shine and made a noise that sounded like an engine starting.

Kiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnーーー

When Robin heard that strange noise coming from her high heels, she realized that she was done for.

「Five seconds until launch… Five…」(Mylia)

「Wait! Mylia, stop!」(Robin)

「Four…」(Mylia)

「Please! I’ll apologize!」(Robin)

「Three…」(Mylia)

「I’ll kneel before you if you want! So please, stop!」(Robin)

「Two…」(Mylia)

「Myliaaaa!!!」(Robin)

「One!!」(Mylia)

Bwooooossssshhhhhーーー!!!

A strong gust came out of the bottom of Robin’s high heels and pushed her upward.

「KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaーーーー」(Robin)

Robin soared into the sky at high speed, drawing a red line as she flew to the west toward the Atwood Territory.

 

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19 Comments

  1. TvTropes has a term called “Bullying a Dragon” where idiots knowingly mess with others that can easily end them. It’s a surprisingly common phenomenon. Here, Robin has learned an even more painful lesson; do NOT bully the literal Dragon Slayer!

    And to all of you who think “Why couldn’t Mylia have done it differently if she’s so powerful?” First of all, she is not the law; that’s Queen Kushana’s job. Second, Mylia can’t just blast everyone to who’s mean to her at her whim either. That would provoke fear into the rest of aristocratic society and completely undermine her ultimate goal of having yakiniku/barbecue with her friends. Mylia knows better especially since she made the promise with Titania about not abusing her powers.

    I’m so glad this arc is finally over. Thank you again for the chapter and consistent releases!

    1. Robin’s just lucky this isn’t one of those bloodthirsty Chinese “COURTING DEATH!” series.

      Otherwise, she’d have “disappeared” early on in the story via “landing” (at terminal velocity) in the middle of a monster-infested forest.

      1. I was going to say that “Robin’s just lucky: period” (keyword: WAS). However, I changed my mind when I realized that sending her back to the Atwoods’ mansion is much more painful and humiliating than death itself. Subsequently, this condemnation entraps Robin to that mansion because she has no way to cross the border on her own.

        This is not about luck. As Mylia said in this chapter, “it’s about the fruits of Robin’s deeds” and nothing more.

  2. That day, a loud-strange fire light with big smoke can be seen flying across the kingdom’s sky in a very highspeed, every witnesses says despite it has weird woman screaming can be heard, people believe praying to that unknown object make their wishes come true.

    Legend says that several hundred years in the future, a certain open world mobile gacha game, use this bizzare phenomenon as inspiration for their gacha animation and its became a part of culture called “meme”.

    1. No. Unlike Robin, Mylia is not that cruel nor indecent. If she had a clothes-swap spell, it would have been worth the trouble and the mana; but otherwise, it’s not worth stooping down to Robin’s mentally low limbo.

    2. Yeah but then Chloe words sound true, who would want to be subjected to such horror, I mean are trying to give our main cast PTSD, and at the same time at least half of the male capitol population a hard-on.

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